i think this is a good time to bring back my greatest creation
thank you jam
This story keeps on getting better and better
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL
yo yo yo southwest airlines is ending their partnership with seaworld at the end of the year!
Lily Potter starting a riot up in Heaven as she watched Sirius Black get dragged to Azkaban while James sits there frustrated with both the Ministry and his fiery tempered wife.
"HE’S OUR CHILD’S BLOODY GODFATHER YOU INSOLENT TOADS! AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO THROW HIM INTO THERE?? IT WAS PETTIGREW, THAT IDIOTIC UNLOYAL RAT!"
"Lily, they can’t hear you."
"I’ll MAKE them hear me!"
i’ve been trying not to fall in love with you.
i’ve been trying not to imagine what your morning breath smells like, and the jokes we would share every night right before we drift off to sleep.
I’ve been trying to tell myself that love is nothing but endings,
and we would be nothing but destruction.
i’ve been trying not to imagine your voice after three cigarettes when you whisper that you love me.
i’ve been trying to imagine what goodbye sounds like through your clenched jaw.
i’ve been trying to forget that you cleared the mess from my head
and I keep trying to shove chaos back into my membrane so i go back to the person I was before you.
i’ve been failing at everything.